Former President Bush Joins Grocery Chain

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Apr 01, 2003
George Anderson

By George Anderson


Rumors are circulating that former president, George H. Bush, has joined a local Houston supermarket chain.


Someone close to the former president, requesting anonymity said, “When the former president said he was going to do work for the chain, I assumed it would be on the corporate board. Instead, he tells me he’s going to work as a cashier in a store.”


According to the source, President Bush said, “Heck, I had so much fun with the scanner on my trip to the supermarket back in ninety, I figured I’d get myself a part-time job working the checkout.”


So far, reports are that store management is pleased with the former president’s performance. A customer in the store did have a suggestion, however, “You would think with all those Secret Service standing around him that you could get someone to help you bag your groceries or take your sacks at to the car.”


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Moderator’s Comment: We thought of the jobs that ex-presidents
would be best suited for in a supermarket. What politicians, celebrities, etc.
would you like to see working in a store and what jobs would you give them?


Bill Clinton would definitely have to work maintaining
the front-end. Someone needs to make sure the tabloids are in stock.
[George
Anderson – Moderator
]

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